My First Entry! A New Bergkamp Wonderland Blogger

By Jake (@JakeArsenal1)

My First Entry! A New Bergkamp Wonderland Blogger

So after months of negotiations, zero speculation and on a free transfer, I’ve joined the “A Bergkamp Wonderland” team. A relative unknown, the kind of transfer some will question, but in good time will think of me more a Koscielny than a Sanogo. I’m joking of course.

I think it’s only fitting that I join a team that pays tribute to mine and a lot of people’s favourite player of all time in an Arsenal shirt, the one and only Dennis Bergkamp.

Growing up with a Dutch grandfather (who was an Ajax fan), I heard all the stories of Cryuff, Neeskens and the incredible Ajax team of the 70’s. Even players like Van Basten, Overmars and many more, having my ears stuffed with talk of brilliant Dutch footballers, you’d think that would swing me to become an Ajax fan. But in Dennis it was the player I liked most. And not Ajax.

I also grew fond of the late David “Rocky” Rocastle. It was Rocky who was the first Arsenal player I liked, but when my idol Dennis moved to Arsenal, that was it for me. I knew what team I liked and it’s true, Dennis is the one who made me fall in love with this club.

Growing up in Australia, all we had to view football from my young age was the channel SBS on Saturdays and Sundays. Conveniently for me, they did show Arsenal and English league highlights. Along with loads or Serie A which bored me to death at the time. To say at my tender child years, I was watching Arsenal week to week would be a lie.

But as I grew, I always knew what was happening and never lost touch with the club and in my teen years I kept on following and now, living in South East Asia, in the age of high-speed Internet and satellite television, I can honestly say I’ve missed I believe 5 live games in 8 years. A 4:30am Capital one cup game against the Wigan’s and Sheffield United’s of this world wouldn’t deter the fact I had work the next morning at 9am. Arsenal was all I needed.

Much like all of you loyal readers I was along for all the drama of the last decade and more. I’ve laughed, screamed, chewed my nails off as we score a last minute winner in the league at home to the Wolverhampton’s, Aston Villa’s and more of the Premier League lesser lights.

I woke my neighbours as I yelled at the top of my lungs when Arshavin scored the winner against Barcelona at home. I’ve been there and will be for many more late night kick off’s.

And as for Spurs? Let’s leave them to one side, like we have done for the better part of two decades. It’s an absolute pleasure to team up with and write with the lads here and I hope this will be as enjoyable for the readers as it is for me.

In the coming days I’ll have a bit regarding the upcoming few games, transfers and more.

So until then, thanks for popping in to see what I’m all about and I’ll be back again very soon.

Thank you again to everyone at ‘A Bergkamp Wonderland’. It’s truly an honour to write for and work alongside some truly passionate Gooners like myself.

Cheers.

Jake (@JakeArsenal1)


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067 – Dave Hillier, Palace & Besiktas (21st August 2014)


Gooner Gimli (@GoonerGimli) Is back from the hairdressers after having his ginger perm fixed and his pigtails tightened and is joined by :

Dave Hillier (@davehillierr).

Jason (@jasondavies71).

Geoff (@GeoffArsenal).

Dom (@ozgooner49).

Danny (@The_GFP).
From : The Highbury Inn

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From previous experience of having ‘Mr Jason #WelshJustice Davies’ on the podcast there is no way on Earth that he wont swear so get the bleep button out mother.

End music was by “The SHAME” the band are from Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA and the song is called “For Football and the Pints”, the band members are Chad Malone, Josh Troutman, Kevin Gissendaner.

The SHAME (@TheShameOfTtown).


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The Barbican Pirates Prize Draw

Kris & Me have just done the draw and recorded it and here it is, we do go on a bit but hey thats what makes us special.

The Barbican Pirates Web Site
Barbican Pirates FC

The Barbican Pirates Twitter
@BarbiPiratesFC

The shirt was donated by Greg

Greg’s Web Site
@GregBirch1982

Greg’s Twitter
Greg

Thanks to everyone who donated and to everyone who has helped the Barbican Pirates FC


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066 – Tim Payton, Fanshare & Silverware (14th August 2014)


Gooner Gimli (@GoonerGimli) Has just found a stash of special brownies he buried in the garden in 1987 and is joined by :

Tim Payton (@timpayton).
From : Arsenal Supporters Trust

Raj (@rajpatel1809).

Andrew (@PR_WhoRu).

Kris (@AFCfreddie8).

Danny (@The_GFP).
From : The Highbury Inn

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I suspect there will be more swearing than at a scousers family reunion.

End music was by “Silver Screen Riot” from Chicago and the song is called “Cosmetic”, the band members are Omar (an Arsenal fan), Adam, Steve and Paulie.


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Five Songs: The Soundtrack to Our Season

By The Other Geoff (@Hollefreund)

Five Songs: The Soundtrack to Our Season

Welcome back.

If you’ve stuck by me through my blogs here on A Bergkamp Wonderland, you likely know that they typically follow a bit of a formula: feature a title that seemingly has nothing to do with Arsenal, start the blog with a personal anecdote, tie it into a seemingly arbitrary footballing concept, connect both anecdote and concept to the Arsenal, and finish by (hopefully) making you feel good about being a Gooner.

With that in mind, I will not typically write match previews or reports, transfer news, or statistical pieces. That’s not to say that I won’t touch on those subjects, but there are some great bloggers out there tackling all of these subjects far more proficiently than anything I can produce.

With all of that out of the way, I unapologetically break with my own format to bring you my 2014/15 Season Preview. Of course it wouldn’t be an “Other Geoff” blog without a bit of randomness. To elucidate how this works, I’m presenting my 2014/15 Season Preview as a soundtrack.

Below you’ll find each section accompanied by a related classic rock song. Click the link at the top of the section and listen along as you read through the preview.

Enjoy.

Train in Vain – The Clash

“Say you stand by your man…”

I can hear you right now: “He’s on about Diaby isn’t he? Surely he’s talking about Diaby?”

In a way I am. I mean I certainly would love it if the big man returned and played 20 games this season – and in doing so – helped us win the Premier League. This portion of my 2014/15 preview isn’t specifically about Diaby, but rather injuries and the impact of our off season hiring of Shad Forsythe.

If ever there was a clue to the totality of Arsene Wenger’s vision for Arsenal, then Forsythe must surely be it. His experience is second to none after joining us from the German National Team – he is, by all accounts, one of the best in the world in terms of training athletes. I would recommend Amy Lawrence’s piece in the Guardian on Forsythe for a full background.

How often did we lament injuries and their impact on our title bid last season? It became a narrative that revised all other contributing factors to our league collapse. Improving our fitness regime, along with adding squad depth, should hopefully allow us to push on this season and capture the coveted League title.

Train in Vain? Not if we win a major trophy.

The Kid is Hot Tonight – Loverboy

“We just heard of a brand new way…”

Something happened in preseason that I wasn’t totally expecting. At the Emirates Cup against Benfica, we showed shocking pace and electric movement to open them up for five. I mean let’s not get too carried away here, it was, after all, preseason; but the manner in which we eviscerated Benfica for our goals was astonishing.

I think the thing that really stood out for me was the pace that Joel Campbell brought to the side and how it had an impact on the rawness of Yaya. We were direct and instinctual in front of goal. That pace and directness really was missing from our game last year after we lost Theo in early 2014.

Another guy who can play in that style is the Ox – but he too suffered a stop start season due to injury after promising so much in preseason last summer. In fact 12 months ago, I would have picked him as the one guy to watch for a breakout season. He looked so powerful running on the left flank, and he genuinely looked to be forming a relationship with Giroud, best characterized by our goal against Villa last year. His injury changed that game and when he returned last season, he was played in central midfield – a position Arsene has said he sees as his future role.

A year later and I hold by my prediction for Alex. I’m excited to see what he can do given a healthy season. More importantly, I’m eager to see the impact of pace on our opponents. Campbell, the Ox, Yaya, Walcott, and Sanchez add a speedy depth that can have devastating consequences in the Premier League.

Pick any one of these “kids,” and you can understand why I picked The Kid is Hot Tonight.

Should I Stay or Should I Go – the Clash

“Darlin’ you got to let me know, should I stay or should I go…”

I love how no matter how you look at that first line in the context of my preview, someone comical has to be “Darlin.” Whether it is on field via Per, or a member of the coaching staff like Steve Bould, the results always produce a smile on my face.

Should I Stay or Should I Go should be the anthem for our tactical Jekyll and Hide last season. Throughout the early parts the season, and indeed from the run in from the prior season (12/13), we showed an ability to defend deep, concede possession, and hit teams on the counter attack. I loved how we kept teams by their throats at arm’s reach – and then absolutely and soul crushingly dominated them through precise and pacey passing moves leading to goals.

In the latter part of the season though, we reverted to a more familiar high line defense and style of play which was more dependent on possession. It was an interesting reversion that I found a bit inexplicable due to the success we had with the contrasting style of our early season. I say a bit inexplicable because I’m sure injuries forced our hand during the same period in terms of tactics to some degree.

I’m curious to see how we go about this season tactically. Will we defend and counter, possess and press, or some combination of both? Can we get our tactics right against our Premier League rivals in the big games? I’m certain this will form part of the narrative in 2014/15.

Note: I realize that this is the second Clash song on the soundtrack, and Joe Strummer was a Chelsea fan, but he was also a Tony Adams fan, so I’m willing to overlook it for the case of this blog.

The Boys are Back In Town – Thin Lizzy

“Guess who got back into town today…”

This song might as well be an ode to a boozed-up, ripped-sleeve Flamini, folded wooden chair held aloft as John Terry emerges from the Emirates tunnel. SMASH!!! Like our mental Frenchman it oozes attitude.

Before I came up with the soundtrack concept, this section was called “Deutscher Maturation.” We’ve got three World Cup winning Germans coming back to our Arsenal and I’m fascinated with how that experience can translate into on pitch success. There is a confidence and an attitude that should emerge knowing that we have three Germans who are at the pinnacle of World Football. I think that level of success combined with our own FA Cup and Community Shield wins, can have a massive impact on our fortunes this season.

It isn’t the first time we’ve had this stimulus either, the ‘98 winners in our dressing room in Patrick and Manu, and later with both Bobby Pires and Thierry Henry, led to a sustained period of success in the Premier League and had an influence on both professionals and youngsters alike.

The other piece to this that shouldn’t be overlooked is that Özil has the benefit of a full season of Premier League experience now. He’ll be acclimatized to the pace and strength of the Premier League and to the movement and runs of the players around him. Add his World Cup medal to that and I’m licking my lips in anticipation for his sophomore season.

The Boys are Back in Town is a warning; a warning that some crazy, attitude-riddled beast men are back and they’re ready to contest anyone that doesn’t heed them. Our Germans are back, you’ve been warned.

Good Vibrations – the Beach Boys

“I’m pickin’ up good vibrations…”

More than the specific lyrics of Good Vibrations, the entire story of how it was composed over an entire year – with no one knowing how all the pieces would sound together except Brian Wilson – is one of the most fascinating in rock history. The result is a masterpiece of complex vocals, cellos, bass, and theramin assembled by a genius in Wilson.

Our genius has been composing his own complex masterpiece too. Arsene Wenger has assembled a beautifully well rounded squad – one capable of challenging on all trophy fronts this season; he’s addressed our injury concerns by bringing in one of the most talented fitness experts in the world; he’s got a team with a distinct tactical Plan A and B that can soak up pressure and counterattack with dynamic pace OR press high up the pitch and maintain possession; and we’ve got three World Cup winners in the squad to add the experience and composure to win trophies.

The 2014/15 season? I’m picking up Good Vibrations…are you?

You know it!

The Other Geoff (@Hollefreund)

Credit – conceptually, this preview was inspired by a Portland Timbers blog set to a Flaming Lips song (@BackOfficeGavin). Genius.


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065 – The Jeremy Wilson Interview (11th August 2014)


FK (@fkhanage).
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Jeremy Wilson (@JWTelegraph).

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064 – The #ABW Are Back Baby (7th August 2014)


Gooner Gimli (@GoonerGimli) Has agreed to stay with us for another season for a £50m fee and his own weight in piglets and is joined by :

Raj (@rajpatel1809).

FK (@fkhanage).

Geoff (@GeoffArsenal).

Danny (@The_GFP).
From : The Highbury Inn

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Its the first full podcast of the season, we did try not to swear but like spurzzz since the days of B&W TV’s we failed.


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063 – The Amy Lawrence Interview (4th August 2014)


FK (@fkhanage).
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Amy Lawrence (@amylawrence71).

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Ghostbusters, the Winner’s Curse, and the Mull of Kintyre

By The Other Geoff (@Hollefreund)

What’s the value of beer?

With one simple question, I’ve managed to summarize my entire University experience. My degree was in economics but most certainly my major was in beer. Friends from my University days tell me I had a good time and I’m inclined to believe them since my memory of that period is…well…it’s about as good as a dodgy Eboue challenge in the 102nd minute.

Every now and then though, out of the ethereal mists of remembrance, I have a vague recollection of debaucherous pub crawls: dressed like Spengler from Ghostbusters, trudging from pub to tiny pub with similarly attired fancy-dress friends, completely shattered drunk, and looking to meet my very own Dana Barrett; or steal something. Yes, definitely steal something.

It was always the most trivial items I was after too. Traffic cones, rolls of toilet paper, the free peanuts they give all patrons. Picture, if you will, a completely intoxicated Dr. Egon Spengler running down the middle of main street shouting obscenities and holding two traffic cones and a roll of toilet paper aloft like it was the FA Cup. That’d be something not even Gozer would mess with.

I’m glad that some memories are only fleeting.

I also remember a little bit about economics: nothing truly useful, just snippets about utility and opportunity cost, scarcity and surplus – really just enough to bore all of you into submission. Sometimes a term or statement will jar fresh thoughts into the old macroeconomic memories. The most recent of such, have been on the concept of market price and market value.

It all really started this summer when I read about the transfer of Ross McCormack from Leeds to Fulham for a fee believed to be in the neighborhood of £11 million*. Crikey, that got my attention. Don’t get me wrong, McCormack was an absolute standout in the Championship last season scoring 29 goals and being named the league’s top scorer. But £11 million for a 27 year old who has only scored 2 senior goals for Scotland seems a wee high, doesn’t it?

If you’ve yelled “YES!!!” at your screen just now then we’re on the same page.

The purpose of this anecdote is not to point out that I dislike Ross McCormack, but rather to investigate why we feel so strongly when a club overpays (in our estimation) for a player in the transfer market. Every time this happens, I see a great many people eager to point out that the value of the player is equal to whatever the fee that was paid – in those terms; Ross McCormack’s value is £11 million.

Hang on, what?

There is actually an economic subtlety that is getting missed by these folks when they make this argument. It’s a sound textbook argument, undoubtedly, that market value and market price are the same thing BUT, and this is a big BUT, that statement is only true under conditions of market efficiency, equilibrium, and rational expectations. In other words, in a perfect, rational and sane marketplace, value and price are one and the same.

Heh.

There are words that I could use to describe the transfer market but sane, rational, and perfect are not even close to my dear lexicon. This is a market influenced by oligarchs, Financial Fair Play, European and Global Economies, Vincent Tan’s pants, Puma kit deals, Spanish League duopolies, Jose Mourinho’s whims, and various forms of Liverpool paying way too much for bang average players.

When the little boy inside us yells “Manchester THEY’VE PAID TOO MUCH,” we’re probably not far off. Yes, we might be going on instinct, but player value can be somewhat determined using various factors including age, nationality, injury history, current league, future potential, ability to grow a beard, position, statistics, temperament, number of times they’ve been caught with under age prostitutes, etc, etc… I could go on and on.

What we’re really saying is that price paid (which you can’t argue about unless it’s “undisclosed”) does not equal the market value of player (which you can argue because of the pure silliness of the transfer market). In these situations, the club has valued the player higher than the market would have valued that same player – and has thus paid a price higher than what normally would have been paid. The Winner’s Curse if you will (thanks @ChrisRPort), where winning bidders pay more than other clubs because of over-evaluation.

If you want a pretty good barometer for market value, the excellent transfermarkt.co.uk lists estimated market value for a player and while it may not be 100% accurate for every player and situation, I find it is generally a good touch point in gauging value versus price.

If you’re still with me, you’ve just read shy of 800 words and I haven’t mentioned Arsenal once. Even for me that’s a new record (although I’ve hinted quite purposefully via mention of Eboue, the FA Cup, Puma Kit deals, and a thinly veiled slight of the Skunt).

Do you know who else knows a bit about economics – ok, let me be clear here, I am not attempting to compare myself to him – that shouldn’t be your take away from that question. This is, though, quite clearly a set-up.

If you answered Adam Smith, you’re technically correct however I was going for our manger, Le Professor. Arsene Wenger has a degree in Economics. When you drape that degree over the transfer market like a velvet robe on George Costanza , and you start to look at market price and market value, something rather interesting happens.

Go to Google and search “arsene wenger overpays” in the search bar. Did you get over 4 million results? Good, me too. What started for me as a search for a quote from (or about) Arsene on overpaying for players produced that superfluity of outcomes. He likes to talk about overpaying for players. He likes to talk about overpaying for players a lot. From Chelsea, to Man City, to Financial Fair Play, there are endless stories, quotes, blogs, and interviews on Wenger and overpayment.

In economic terms, what Arsene is saying is that these transactions are mismatches between valuation and price; and those are terms, as Arsenal fans, we’re all too familiar with. It’s unsurprising then, that Arsene gets some incredible deals in the transfer market, and rarely goes big for a player (recent excesses aside). Wenger understands the relationship between market value and price and typically will only pay the valuation (or lower if he can get it).

His achilles heel of course is the case for future value – he likes a promising youngster. In Calum Chambers, Theo Walcott, Aaron Ramsey, and Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, it could be argued that he was paying on the promise, and anticipation of future value. Leaving aside the British premium, all four were young, recently in their respective first-teams, and showing tremendous potential. But they also represented calculated risks. That case for unfulfilled potential is best served by the 19 year old Abou Diaby who was purchased from Auxerre for a little under £3 million in 2006; and despite that relatively small price compared to the others, has ultimately not lived up to what Arsene saw in him. For the record, I’m still hopeful that Abou fulfills that potential for the Arsenal.

The Mull of Kintyre rule, for those unaware, was a rumoured guideline formerly used by the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) to compare and rate movies where men’s genitals were seen. I’m not going into details, you folks are all very adept at finding out more information if you so choose.

But I bring up this rule for two reasons: one, it’s not unlike the unspoken rules that Arsene quite obviously employs in the transfer market. I say unspoken but what I really mean is, not public – just like the Mull of Kintyre rule. And two, I made a promise to our friend Danny the GFP (@The_GFP) that I would mention the Mull of Kintyre rule in this very blog. Done and done.

Arsene is a rarity in football. He’s a man who obstinately sticks to his principles and spends Arsenal’s money as if it were his own. He follows his own rules. The yardstick for player evaluations, like the Mull of Kintyre rule, is adhered to stringently and often his fiscal beliefs are justified.

There’s something quietly reassuring about a manager that doesn’t spend £36 million on Andy Carroll. He’s a manager who assesses value and price and makes informed, and sometimes agonizingly stubborn, decisions. I think I’m okay with that; which is more than I can say about my ephemeral memories of drunken, Uni-based, ghost-fighting pub crawls.

You know it!

The Other Geoff (@Hollefreund) Dr. Egon Spengler

*I used figures in this blog that are reported on transfermarkt.co.uk


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062 – 2014-15 Pre Season Announcement (2nd August 2014)


On this morning’s Pre Season Announcement podcast it’s :

Gimli (@GoonerGimli).
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Danny (@The_GFP).

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Its Gilmi & Danny, there will be swearing and it was 4am ffs.


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