069 – Transfer Deadline Day Podcasts 1 to 5 (1st September 2014)

All 5 podcasts in 1 long podcast in these 3 players above and below

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Part 1 of our Transfer Deadline Day podcasts with :

Gimli (@GoonerGimli)
Dave Hillier (@davehillierr)
Geoff (@GeoffArsenal)
Andrew (@PR_WhoRu)
Le Grove (@LeGrove)
Danny (@The_GFP)

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Part 2 of our Transfer Deadline Day podcasts with :

Gimli (@GoonerGimli)
Tim Payton (@timpayton)
The Other Geoff (@Hollefreund)
Dom (@ozgooner49)
Thomas (@tmundt3)
Danny (@The_GFP)

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Part 3 of our Transfer Deadline Day podcasts with :

Gimli (@GoonerGimli)
Bex (@bexington49)
Jason (@jasondavies71)
Raj (@rajpatel1809)
Danny (@The_GFP)

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Part 4 of our Transfer Deadline Day podcasts with :

Gimli (@GoonerGimli)
Kate (@GoonerGirlKate)
Sadia (@TheGoonerette)
Swainy (@paulswainAFC78)
Kris (@AFCfreddie8)
Danny (@The_GFP)

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Part 5 of our Transfer Deadline Day podcasts with :

Gimli (@GoonerGimli)
Geoff (@GeoffArsenal)
Tim Payton (@timpayton)
G.C (@SheWore)
Jason (@jasondavies71)
Raj (@rajpatel1809)
Kris (@AFCfreddie8)
Dom (@ozgooner49)
Thomas (@tmundt3)
Danny (@The_GFP)

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After over 3 hours of podcasting we have probably said every rude word known to man.


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Falcao And That

By Andrew (@PR_WhoRu)

Falcao And That

Just a very quick blog on Falcao.

I should caveat from the start that I’m not suggesting I think Falcao to Arsenal is likely or that any “source” has suggested this to me, I’m merely trying to tackle a few of the reasons people are giving for an agreed belief that Arsenal wouldn’t be interested in Falcao due to the cost. These beliefs include:

He’s too expensive for Arsenal.
Arsenal wouldn’t spend that sort of money on a player.
Arsenal would be crazy to spend €20m on a loan deal.

I have suggested that, whilst Falcao is clearly an expensive asset to simply rent, a 1 year loan deal in principle could make sense financially and for sporting reasons. It is said that Monaco, for FFP reasons, are desperate to get Falcao’s wages off of their books for the next financial year as they don’t want to suffer any of the 10 disciplinary measures that can be imposed by UEFA on Clubs that have requested to be eligible to play in a UEFA competition.

I suggest that using the break-even metrics that are used to calculate whether a club is in breach or not of being in line with FFP legislation, and the way teams have to amortise the book value of a player, Falcao at €20m for one year would cost Arsenal the same as what Mesut Ozil costs.

Explained:

Amortisiation under FFP:

Arsenal signed Mesut Ozil last year on a 5 year deal for £42.5m. For profit & loss reasons, the value of that asset and its subsequent depreciation has to be recorded over the course of the period. Regardless of if Arsenal (in theory) handed over £42,500,000 in one lump sum, only £8,500,000 will be recorded as a loss in depreciation in year 1 (42500000/5). This remains consistent for the 5 year tenure of the contract (if Arsenal don’t sell). This also means that the book value of Ozil depreciates by £8.5m each year so after 1 year of his contract at Arsenal, Ozil’s accounting value is £34m – year 2 is £25.5m and so on until his asset value is technically £0 after the five years when he is free to leave the Club. If after 2 years, for example, Arsenal sold Ozil to Bayern Munich for £40m, even though Arsenal would receive £2.5m less for him than they paid, they would technically record a profit of £14.5m under the rules of FFP. This is his theoretical transfer value of £40m minus his book value of £25.5m = £14.5m profit.

We should also consider that wages are accounted for as a cost on the balance sheets of football clubs and therefore both the cost of depreciation of a player’s asset value and their wages make up the total cost of ownership to the club. There are other costs such as insurances etc, but let’s keep this simple.

If Falcao joined Arsenal on loan for one season at €20m (and all of the cost was used to cover his salary as media reports are claiming), then his cost to Arsenal would be €20m – or, broken down weekly, £305,769. This would be reflected as a loss of €20m in the annual accounts. However, as Monaco would still hold the asset given we’d be technically renting him, Monaco would still incur amortisation on his book value. This means in terms of total cost of ownership, Falcao would only incur a salary cost and no amortised costs to the book value of him as an asset. This is not the case for our other superstars such as Ozil and Sanchez, who we incur both a salary cost and amortisation cost on.

Broken down in £ – (€20m has been converted to £15.9m):

Summary

Whilst it is true that Falcao would become Arsenal’s greatest earner, it should be remembered that FFP accounting for break even metrics concern themselves with a Club’s wider accounts and take into account the total cost of ownership of a player (ergo losses to the balance) into consideration.

Falcao’s annual costs of £15,900,000 are only £2,307 more per week than Ozil. If you include Ozil’s image rights which are believed to be between £40-60k a week (and for the purpose of this blog have been estimated at £50k) then Ozil works out £47,693 per week more expensive than Falcao.

Whilst Ozil would have a sell on value which Arsenal wouldn’t gain from a loan player, there also wouldn’t be any subsequent loss on depreciation of Falcao’s value within the periods of the next FFP round of fines – it should be remembered that break even metrics are counted for over time periods. It’s hard to see how much of a transfer fee Arsenal could recoup on Falcao if they purchased him today on a 4 or 5 year contract but for the purpose of this blog, there’s no point trying to guess what Arsenal could or couldn’t get for him.

I hope this clears a few things up.

You can find out more from this 93 page report published by FIFA.

Thanks for reading.

By Andrew (@PR_WhoRu)


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068 – Rob Beckett Uncut (28th August 2014)


Gooner Gimli (@GoonerGimli) Is has had a once over by a vet and has been passed fit to podcast and is joined by :

Rob Beckett (@robbeckettcomic).

Kris (@AFCfreddie8).

Andrew (@PR_WhoRu).

Danny (@The_GFP).
From : The Highbury Inn

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The ‘C’ word was used once, other than that there are no more stats available for this podcast.


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My First Entry! A New Bergkamp Wonderland Blogger

By Jake (@JakeArsenal1)

My First Entry! A New Bergkamp Wonderland Blogger

So after months of negotiations, zero speculation and on a free transfer, I’ve joined the “A Bergkamp Wonderland” team. A relative unknown, the kind of transfer some will question, but in good time will think of me more a Koscielny than a Sanogo. I’m joking of course.

I think it’s only fitting that I join a team that pays tribute to mine and a lot of people’s favourite player of all time in an Arsenal shirt, the one and only Dennis Bergkamp.

Growing up with a Dutch grandfather (who was an Ajax fan), I heard all the stories of Cryuff, Neeskens and the incredible Ajax team of the 70’s. Even players like Van Basten, Overmars and many more, having my ears stuffed with talk of brilliant Dutch footballers, you’d think that would swing me to become an Ajax fan. But in Dennis it was the player I liked most. And not Ajax.

I also grew fond of the late David “Rocky” Rocastle. It was Rocky who was the first Arsenal player I liked, but when my idol Dennis moved to Arsenal, that was it for me. I knew what team I liked and it’s true, Dennis is the one who made me fall in love with this club.

Growing up in Australia, all we had to view football from my young age was the channel SBS on Saturdays and Sundays. Conveniently for me, they did show Arsenal and English league highlights. Along with loads or Serie A which bored me to death at the time. To say at my tender child years, I was watching Arsenal week to week would be a lie.

But as I grew, I always knew what was happening and never lost touch with the club and in my teen years I kept on following and now, living in South East Asia, in the age of high-speed Internet and satellite television, I can honestly say I’ve missed I believe 5 live games in 8 years. A 4:30am Capital one cup game against the Wigan’s and Sheffield United’s of this world wouldn’t deter the fact I had work the next morning at 9am. Arsenal was all I needed.

Much like all of you loyal readers I was along for all the drama of the last decade and more. I’ve laughed, screamed, chewed my nails off as we score a last minute winner in the league at home to the Wolverhampton’s, Aston Villa’s and more of the Premier League lesser lights.

I woke my neighbours as I yelled at the top of my lungs when Arshavin scored the winner against Barcelona at home. I’ve been there and will be for many more late night kick off’s.

And as for Spurs? Let’s leave them to one side, like we have done for the better part of two decades. It’s an absolute pleasure to team up with and write with the lads here and I hope this will be as enjoyable for the readers as it is for me.

In the coming days I’ll have a bit regarding the upcoming few games, transfers and more.

So until then, thanks for popping in to see what I’m all about and I’ll be back again very soon.

Thank you again to everyone at ‘A Bergkamp Wonderland’. It’s truly an honour to write for and work alongside some truly passionate Gooners like myself.

Cheers.

Jake (@JakeArsenal1)


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067 – Dave Hillier, Palace & Besiktas (21st August 2014)


Gooner Gimli (@GoonerGimli) Is back from the hairdressers after having his ginger perm fixed and his pigtails tightened and is joined by :

Dave Hillier (@davehillierr).

Jason (@jasondavies71).

Geoff (@GeoffArsenal).

Dom (@ozgooner49).

Danny (@The_GFP).
From : The Highbury Inn

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From previous experience of having ‘Mr Jason #WelshJustice Davies’ on the podcast there is no way on Earth that he wont swear so get the bleep button out mother.

End music was by “The SHAME” the band are from Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA and the song is called “For Football and the Pints”, the band members are Chad Malone, Josh Troutman, Kevin Gissendaner.

The SHAME (@TheShameOfTtown).


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The Barbican Pirates Prize Draw

Kris & Me have just done the draw and recorded it and here it is, we do go on a bit but hey thats what makes us special.

The Barbican Pirates Web Site
Barbican Pirates FC

The Barbican Pirates Twitter
@BarbiPiratesFC

The shirt was donated by Greg

Greg’s Web Site
@GregBirch1982

Greg’s Twitter
Greg

Thanks to everyone who donated and to everyone who has helped the Barbican Pirates FC


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066 – Tim Payton, Fanshare & Silverware (14th August 2014)


Gooner Gimli (@GoonerGimli) Has just found a stash of special brownies he buried in the garden in 1987 and is joined by :

Tim Payton (@timpayton).
From : Arsenal Supporters Trust

Raj (@rajpatel1809).

Andrew (@PR_WhoRu).

Kris (@AFCfreddie8).

Danny (@The_GFP).
From : The Highbury Inn

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I suspect there will be more swearing than at a scousers family reunion.

End music was by “Silver Screen Riot” from Chicago and the song is called “Cosmetic”, the band members are Omar (an Arsenal fan), Adam, Steve and Paulie.


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Five Songs: The Soundtrack to Our Season

By The Other Geoff (@Hollefreund)

Five Songs: The Soundtrack to Our Season

Welcome back.

If you’ve stuck by me through my blogs here on A Bergkamp Wonderland, you likely know that they typically follow a bit of a formula: feature a title that seemingly has nothing to do with Arsenal, start the blog with a personal anecdote, tie it into a seemingly arbitrary footballing concept, connect both anecdote and concept to the Arsenal, and finish by (hopefully) making you feel good about being a Gooner.

With that in mind, I will not typically write match previews or reports, transfer news, or statistical pieces. That’s not to say that I won’t touch on those subjects, but there are some great bloggers out there tackling all of these subjects far more proficiently than anything I can produce.

With all of that out of the way, I unapologetically break with my own format to bring you my 2014/15 Season Preview. Of course it wouldn’t be an “Other Geoff” blog without a bit of randomness. To elucidate how this works, I’m presenting my 2014/15 Season Preview as a soundtrack.

Below you’ll find each section accompanied by a related classic rock song. Click the link at the top of the section and listen along as you read through the preview.

Enjoy.

Train in Vain – The Clash

“Say you stand by your man…”

I can hear you right now: “He’s on about Diaby isn’t he? Surely he’s talking about Diaby?”

In a way I am. I mean I certainly would love it if the big man returned and played 20 games this season – and in doing so – helped us win the Premier League. This portion of my 2014/15 preview isn’t specifically about Diaby, but rather injuries and the impact of our off season hiring of Shad Forsythe.

If ever there was a clue to the totality of Arsene Wenger’s vision for Arsenal, then Forsythe must surely be it. His experience is second to none after joining us from the German National Team – he is, by all accounts, one of the best in the world in terms of training athletes. I would recommend Amy Lawrence’s piece in the Guardian on Forsythe for a full background.

How often did we lament injuries and their impact on our title bid last season? It became a narrative that revised all other contributing factors to our league collapse. Improving our fitness regime, along with adding squad depth, should hopefully allow us to push on this season and capture the coveted League title.

Train in Vain? Not if we win a major trophy.

The Kid is Hot Tonight – Loverboy

“We just heard of a brand new way…”

Something happened in preseason that I wasn’t totally expecting. At the Emirates Cup against Benfica, we showed shocking pace and electric movement to open them up for five. I mean let’s not get too carried away here, it was, after all, preseason; but the manner in which we eviscerated Benfica for our goals was astonishing.

I think the thing that really stood out for me was the pace that Joel Campbell brought to the side and how it had an impact on the rawness of Yaya. We were direct and instinctual in front of goal. That pace and directness really was missing from our game last year after we lost Theo in early 2014.

Another guy who can play in that style is the Ox – but he too suffered a stop start season due to injury after promising so much in preseason last summer. In fact 12 months ago, I would have picked him as the one guy to watch for a breakout season. He looked so powerful running on the left flank, and he genuinely looked to be forming a relationship with Giroud, best characterized by our goal against Villa last year. His injury changed that game and when he returned last season, he was played in central midfield – a position Arsene has said he sees as his future role.

A year later and I hold by my prediction for Alex. I’m excited to see what he can do given a healthy season. More importantly, I’m eager to see the impact of pace on our opponents. Campbell, the Ox, Yaya, Walcott, and Sanchez add a speedy depth that can have devastating consequences in the Premier League.

Pick any one of these “kids,” and you can understand why I picked The Kid is Hot Tonight.

Should I Stay or Should I Go – the Clash

“Darlin’ you got to let me know, should I stay or should I go…”

I love how no matter how you look at that first line in the context of my preview, someone comical has to be “Darlin.” Whether it is on field via Per, or a member of the coaching staff like Steve Bould, the results always produce a smile on my face.

Should I Stay or Should I Go should be the anthem for our tactical Jekyll and Hide last season. Throughout the early parts the season, and indeed from the run in from the prior season (12/13), we showed an ability to defend deep, concede possession, and hit teams on the counter attack. I loved how we kept teams by their throats at arm’s reach – and then absolutely and soul crushingly dominated them through precise and pacey passing moves leading to goals.

In the latter part of the season though, we reverted to a more familiar high line defense and style of play which was more dependent on possession. It was an interesting reversion that I found a bit inexplicable due to the success we had with the contrasting style of our early season. I say a bit inexplicable because I’m sure injuries forced our hand during the same period in terms of tactics to some degree.

I’m curious to see how we go about this season tactically. Will we defend and counter, possess and press, or some combination of both? Can we get our tactics right against our Premier League rivals in the big games? I’m certain this will form part of the narrative in 2014/15.

Note: I realize that this is the second Clash song on the soundtrack, and Joe Strummer was a Chelsea fan, but he was also a Tony Adams fan, so I’m willing to overlook it for the case of this blog.

The Boys are Back In Town – Thin Lizzy

“Guess who got back into town today…”

This song might as well be an ode to a boozed-up, ripped-sleeve Flamini, folded wooden chair held aloft as John Terry emerges from the Emirates tunnel. SMASH!!! Like our mental Frenchman it oozes attitude.

Before I came up with the soundtrack concept, this section was called “Deutscher Maturation.” We’ve got three World Cup winning Germans coming back to our Arsenal and I’m fascinated with how that experience can translate into on pitch success. There is a confidence and an attitude that should emerge knowing that we have three Germans who are at the pinnacle of World Football. I think that level of success combined with our own FA Cup and Community Shield wins, can have a massive impact on our fortunes this season.

It isn’t the first time we’ve had this stimulus either, the ‘98 winners in our dressing room in Patrick and Manu, and later with both Bobby Pires and Thierry Henry, led to a sustained period of success in the Premier League and had an influence on both professionals and youngsters alike.

The other piece to this that shouldn’t be overlooked is that Özil has the benefit of a full season of Premier League experience now. He’ll be acclimatized to the pace and strength of the Premier League and to the movement and runs of the players around him. Add his World Cup medal to that and I’m licking my lips in anticipation for his sophomore season.

The Boys are Back in Town is a warning; a warning that some crazy, attitude-riddled beast men are back and they’re ready to contest anyone that doesn’t heed them. Our Germans are back, you’ve been warned.

Good Vibrations – the Beach Boys

“I’m pickin’ up good vibrations…”

More than the specific lyrics of Good Vibrations, the entire story of how it was composed over an entire year – with no one knowing how all the pieces would sound together except Brian Wilson – is one of the most fascinating in rock history. The result is a masterpiece of complex vocals, cellos, bass, and theramin assembled by a genius in Wilson.

Our genius has been composing his own complex masterpiece too. Arsene Wenger has assembled a beautifully well rounded squad – one capable of challenging on all trophy fronts this season; he’s addressed our injury concerns by bringing in one of the most talented fitness experts in the world; he’s got a team with a distinct tactical Plan A and B that can soak up pressure and counterattack with dynamic pace OR press high up the pitch and maintain possession; and we’ve got three World Cup winners in the squad to add the experience and composure to win trophies.

The 2014/15 season? I’m picking up Good Vibrations…are you?

You know it!

The Other Geoff (@Hollefreund)

Credit – conceptually, this preview was inspired by a Portland Timbers blog set to a Flaming Lips song (@BackOfficeGavin). Genius.


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065 – The Jeremy Wilson Interview (11th August 2014)


FK (@fkhanage).
&
Jeremy Wilson (@JWTelegraph).

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There is ZERO swearing in the podcast, no really there is none.


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064 – The #ABW Are Back Baby (7th August 2014)


Gooner Gimli (@GoonerGimli) Has agreed to stay with us for another season for a £50m fee and his own weight in piglets and is joined by :

Raj (@rajpatel1809).

FK (@fkhanage).

Geoff (@GeoffArsenal).

Danny (@The_GFP).
From : The Highbury Inn

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Its the first full podcast of the season, we did try not to swear but like spurzzz since the days of B&W TV’s we failed.


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