022 – An Atmosphere Special (25th November 2013)

This is an ‘Atmosphere’ special episode of ‘A Bergkamp Wonderland’ (@TheAFCPodcast)

Much has been made of the atmosphere at Arsenal in recent weeks with like ticket-pricing, stewarding, safe-standing & singing sections high on the agenda.

This episode has been produced to raise awareness of the complexities involved in trying to generate a better matchday atmosphere in English football, particularly at Arsenal’s Emirates Stadium.

So, from standing to stewarding, flags to flares. Who is responsible? What is myth? What is fact? All is revealed. Listen & enjoy this 100-minute cracker.

FK (@fkhanage) is the host as he and four guests discuss the atmosphere at Arsenal.

Raymond Herlihy – REDaction Gooners (@REDactionAFC).

Amanda Jacks – FSF Faircop (@FSF_FairCop).

Fevzi Hussein (@FevziHussein).

Highbury Harold (@BlackScarfAFC).

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Van Basten? Zidane? Pah!

By Jokman (@JokmanAFC)

I think by now it’s safe to say that most Gooners have seen & had the video etched into their memory banks. Most non-Arsenal fans have seen & begrudgingly conceded the genius that is ensconced within each genius stroke & touch of the ball. Even Alan Hansen, the guy who makes the Grinch look like a Salvation Army volunteer, admitted that the goal had a touch of the mercurial about it.

How good is this goal when the least spoke about aspect of the move itself is the finish? The culmination of the move, whilst emphatic, well-aimed & clinical, pales into insignificance when compared to the flick from Olly. No, not a flick. The word flick brings about images of an involuntary movement, something not genuine, not genius. That won’t do. It wasn’t a flick, it was a loving brush, a tender sweep.image

Fuck it, I can’t find an adjective.

Can you honestly recall a goal that had you moist to the touch since the Bergkamp pirouette? ( The moist part may just be me, but I doubt it ).

What about Jacks touch to Olly? Why am I dissecting this goal like an enthusiastic autopsy surgeon? Because it’s partly through anger. Like a furious wank. When a particularly nice & well maintained passage of play or possession take splace, pundits instantly compare it to Barcelona. Fucking bastard tiki-taka. When Tony Cascarino is familiar with this term, it robs it of any cosmopolitan, hipster points. My point though, is that Barcelona were not the pioneers of modern day triangular passing phases or continuous one-touch passing. We started that shit. Well, since 98 anyway. From 98 to 2005-ish, I can’t recall a team that consistently had rivals gasping in admiration. Y’know why? That was us that was.

Barca didn’t have anything on us. I’m not ignorant enough to think they then copied us. No, they took a similar blueprint & improved it. However, we have played the superior football in the Premier League since Wenger took charge. It hasn’t changed. I can’t think of any team that has challenged this. Chelski with Oscar, Mata & Hazard last season under Benitez were impressive, Utd for a few seasons were effective. Spurs have always been dire. Citeh with Silva, Yaya & Aguero always are pleasing on the eye, well, at least until they bring on Mr Cardboard James Milner. But none have got their fingers on our slick crown.

Don’t get me wrong, I would’ve gladly swapped a twenty-pass move for a Cup win, especially during the lean years, but it’s a claim, it’s a lure for future Arsenal players, if you join us you will play the right way.

Anywho, back on track. Our goal was fucking epic. Post it on Twitter endlessly, Share it with people who insist andros Townsend is the new messiah. Rub it in peoples faces. We are back. Fuck the tiki-taka, we’re the New/Old Barcelona/Arsenal.

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021 – Sagna’s Balls & Pillow Rice Made Me A Bendtner (14th November 2013)

The Artist Formerly Known As Lord Gimli (@GoonerGimli) the fish murdering genocidal maniac is joined by :

G.C (@shewore). Still refusing to come out of the closet until someone pre warms his slippers.
From : She Wore

Steve (@Lordhillwood). Has been busy ordering his XXL thermal Y-Fronts as winter is coming.
From : Lord Hillwood

FK (@fkhanage). Refusing to answer any questions about his sordid love life.

Danny (@The_GFP). High on hot sauce.
From : The Highbury Inn

And no Geoff as he has pulled a sicky to go watch the boxing.

Tonight we are all in mourning after the shitty loss at that shit hole in manc-chester so we talk a bit about that, Danny does a round up of the Arsenal results for the Ladies & Youths, we discuss the ticket price situation in some depth, then Danny reveals his Podolski stats to shock the footballing world.

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020 – Five Points Clear. Next Stop The Theatre Of Tears (7th November 2013)

Lord Gimli (@GoonerGimli) has been down the gym bulking up as he can smell trouble and wants to be in tip top shape come the twitter shit storm but is joined by :

Steve (@lordhillwood). On the mend after his recent non alcohol related missadventure.
From : Lord Hillwood

Geoff (@GeoffArsenal). Don’t ask because he is not telling.

Danny (@The_GFP). Wibble.
From : The Highbury Inn

This week we start with the usual round up of Arsenal results then the 2-0 v Liverpool followed by the 1-0 away at Dortmund plus we squeeze in some twitter questions and the shouts outs and end it all with the predictions.

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Arsenal Must Not Let This Be Another ‘Almost There’ Season

By Emmanuel Lee (@Manu_Lee91)

Since the unbeaten era, the last time I genuinely felt Arsenal were in contention for a league title was during the 2007-2008 season, prior to Eduardo’s horrific leg break. Understandably the team were unsettled after the injury and they never quite managed to regain momentum that season, or indeed the ones to follow.

But 8 games into the new season and I’m starting to get that good feeling again. And trust Arsenal to really drag us down deep, crumbling in the opening game against Villa, when everything seemed really fucked, before rising up again like the hero of a default Hollywood blockbuster. The season so far has left me feeling a strange combination of shock and euphoria, the symptoms of which have been most evidently displayed by my bodily functions – I now find myself salivating at kick-off and any mention of Mesut Özil induces goose pimples.

But the cautious side of me is telling the overexcited side not to get carried away. We’re clearly in good form at the moment but good form doesn’t win league titles (as contradictory as that sounds), good form implies a period in which a team is exceeding its expectation. The Invincibles were never described as being in ‘good form’ because demolishing teams week in week out was simply their standard form, and that is the position we need to get back to.

Wind back to the end of last season, when the final whistle blew and we pipped the Spuds for fourth place. At the time there were a few people who accused the players and manager of celebrations which were unjustified for a fourth place finish. A view I didn’t share, partly because that final whistle marked the commencing of St Totteringhams day (and it was entirely necessary to rub it in Spurs’ face) but mainly because I felt the reaction was as much an expression of relief as it was celebratory.

Clinching that Champions League spot couldn’t have been more important. All the foundations were in place to build a team and start to regain the immortality we once had. We had maintained the vital incentive of Champions League football, we had a significant amount of money to invest, and unlike previous seasons, we weren’t set to lose a top player.

There really was an opportunity to take it to the next step, and when it seemed that the management weren’t seizing that opportunity, the fans were legitimately frustrated. The signing of Özil finally showed initiative and here we are now, sitting at the top of the table, playing some of the most arousing football we have seen since the good old days.

The opportunity is clearer than ever… and we’re almost there, but come next season we can’t be looking back on ourselves, wallowing in hindsight, bitterly assessing that we only needed a couple more players to have won the league. The squad still needs bolstering – we lack a natural left winger, Giroud could do with a partner/back-up and some defensive reinforcement also wouldn’t go amiss.

The fans influence in supporting the players this season has been palpable and the current squad are playing out of their skin. Now it’s time for Arsene and the rest of the guys at the top to really show we mean business by investing the rest of our money in January so we can strengthen/refine the squad and immunise ourselves from the curse of injury. It’s time to finish the job.

COYG.

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019 – Back From The Dead … The Podcast That Never Was (31st October 2013)

This is the same guest list as the infamous podcast that we recorded at the end of last season that failed to record, this time its recorded and is here to tickle your ears.

Lord Gimli (@GoonerGimli) has been spending all week gorging on bratwurst, cabbage & various German beers in preparation for this weeks podcast and is joined by :

G.C (@shewore). G.C is only allowed on this weeks pod is he promises’s not to mention 1966.
From : She Wore

Steve (@lordhillwood). Living in Poland which only a hop, skip & a jump away from Germany im sure steve has plenty to say as always.
From : Lord Hillwood

Pedro (@legrove). Back by popular demand is one of the Gooner worlds best bloggers, Mr Le Grove.
From : Le Grove

Rafi (@Honigstein). A legend in radio & TV circles for his footballing brain.

Danny (@The_GFP). No one reads this so go fuck yourself.
From : The Highbury Inn

This week we start of with a few cheeky intros from Lord Gimli then some questions to Rafi from our twitter followers, next we move on to a round up of the results from Arsenal youths & ladies followed by a discussion of the Crystal Palace & Chelsea games followed by a long but interesting debate by Steve, GC & Pedro about the finances and how the club is being run at the moment then we end with a few shout outs and finally the predictions for the next two game.

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018 – And In The Red Corner Its … John Cross (24th October 2013)

Lord Gimli (@GoonerGimli) is back and better than ever and is this week joined by :

Geoff (@GeoffArsenal). With more followers than Jehovah (he only said this fish was good enough for Jehovah).

FK (@fkhanage). Smoother than the freshly shaved dolphins undercarriage.

John Cross (@johncrossmirror). Finally our people have had brunch with his people and we have made this magic possible.
From : Daily Mirror

Danny (@The_GFP). Burning copies of Adrian Durhams book to keep warm now its minus 50 outside.
From : The Highbury Inn

We start out tonight’s podcast with the 4-1 win against Norwich City and collectively drool over Wilshere’s goal and the general performance of the team, next its on a more sombre note as we try to figure out what went wrong in the 1-2 defeat to Dortmund. As no one reads this bit i will just put that we were then abducted by aliens, shown the future of mankind and spent the rest of the podcast dribbling into our under garments like babies until the effects of the time traveling aliens wore off then Geoff sang us bedtime songs and we all drifted off to sleep.

Also for a giggle have a look at Adrian Durhams book on Amazon.co.uk and read the wonderful reviews it has received : Is He All That?: Great Footballing Myths Shattered

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The People vs Arsene Wenger

By Scott Andrews (@Scottpoland)

Scott Andrews is a 32 year old novelist and gooner who resides in the beautiful city of Warsaw, Poland. His debut novel ‘Existence Is Futile’ was published last July.

I am writing this on the back of Arsenal’s defeat at home to Borussia Dortmund. This is not a kneejerk reaction as I was already playing with the idea for the post on the morning of the game.

So let me begin. My name is Scott Andrews. I am an Arsenal fan. I want Arsene Wenger to be fired. I think Aaron Ramsey is a shit footballer. I think Wojciech Szczęsny is the worst goalkeeper I have ever seen in the Premier League. Need I go on?

The day I realised I wanted to Wenger out was the day Arsenal sold Thierry Henry to Barcelona. The failure to adequately replace Petit, Overmars and Vieira had left me with a bitter taste in my mouth. It was apparent that the club’s priorities weren’t just about not spending, but trimming the wage bill. The substandard shit which was brought into replace these players was enough to make me fear that we would fall out of the title picture for the remainder of my days. Of course it is easy to say with hindsight. So let me try to explain my hatred of Wenger more explicitly.

The first crime I would charge him with is tactical ineptitude. Since switching to this 4-5-1/4-3-3 variation he has never brought in the players that could perform in this formation. He has in essence been trying to put square pegs into round holes. Whether it be the succession of wide men that cannot cross, the shoehorning of midfielders into defensive positions which they are not suited to, or the recent deployment of 6 central midfielders into various positions. Wenger has steadfastly stuck to a formation that does not fit our personnel. The glory days, when Arsenal used to challenge for the title, Wenger would throw caution to the wind and we would often finish playing a 4-2-4. Somewhere down the road he has lost his gamble, and we seldom finish games with two strikers even when we are chasing. It is a case in point of a man left behind by the evolution of football.

The second charge I will bring against him is his transfer record. Wenger fans point to Viera, Henry and Pires as great examples of his acumen. Whilst consistently overlooking Almunia, Stepanovs, Gervinho, Denilson, Hleb, Wreh, Diawara, Garde, Grimandi, Walcott, Ramsey, Santos, Diaby, Adebayor, Eboue and many many others. Wenger’s transfer successes coincided with the glory days of Clairfontaine, the French national footballing academy. In the time since it closed he discovered Fabregas and Van Persie. And that’s it.

The third and final charge I want to lay at his door his blindness. Arsene Wenger has total blindness in regards to a number of his own players through different periods. In recent years we have had to witness the consistent selection of Szczęsny, Denilson, Almunia, Ramsey, Gervinho and Bendtner when they have been playing awful football. Ultimately Wenger refuses to see the flaws in his own players.

The reality is that we have a paper thin squad consisting of far too many players that would not get into a top four side in any of the major leagues in Europe. The successes we have had this season have not been down to the acquisition of Ozil, but rather the return of Flamini. Tactically Ozil’s preference for remaining higher up the field leaves space for Ramsey as a consequence. Ramsey’s steadfast refusal to ever try and track back is hidden from view. Flamini in essence carries the formation. Tonight’s appalling performance only goes to show that. Largely Arteta was lonelier than a mad old woman whose cat had just died. Wenger’s tactical ineptitude was less inconspicuous than a man masturbating on a train and the sheer inadequacy of putting square pegs in round holes was perfectly highlighted by Wilshere’s abject display.

The fact is that every year the wheels come off at some time. Reality comes crashing down when teams figure out how to beat Wenger’s tactically inflexible approach. In my heart of hearts I truly hope that this is nothing more than a wobble. However seeing how badly we missed one man I suspect it isn’t. Especially when he is one yellow card away from a suspension.

In Wenger we rust…

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Flamini Or Arteta

By Vikram Vijaay (@VVijaay)

The end of last season saw a lot of debate amongst Arsenal fans over which of the linked players would be best for Arsenal. Higuain or Jovetic (remember when he was having his “medical”?). Luis Gustavo or Bender and so on. Would a defensive rock be better than a DLP in the mould of Arteta? Fast forward a few months and this is the debate I find myself seeing everywhere.

I just never thought that the choice would be Flamini or Arteta. Flamini’s career path isn’t one I need to remind you off, he left on a free essentially because he wanted more money. Arsene Wenger picked him up on a free when there was huge levels of discontent among the fans. He has, however, been a major but “underrated” part of our early season form.

On a side note, how many times do you have to be called “underrated” before it no longer applies?- Whatever the answer, Flamini has reached it, so can we please stop with it!?

Arteta and Flamini are two completely different players. One is a converted attacking midfielder who spent the majority of his career in a creative capacity. The other you sense would rather lunge two footed at whichever unfortunate player happens to be dribbling towards him.

The obvious answer, and the consensus is to play Flamini against tougher opponents/away from home, Arteta when we have the majority of the possession and both in situations like Napoli away. Let’s consider this solution for a second. The logic behind this is that Flamini- the more defensive minded of thetwo, would be beneficial in away games where we find ourselves under the cosh. At home, Arteta’s superior passing allows us to keep possession and build attacks.

Arteta however, to my mind has one major defensive flaw- fouling. While we all joke about the Flamini yellow card sweepstake, the simple fact is that if a man looks to have beaten him at the half way line and has a clear run at the defence, he will bring him down. Arteta is far more likely to keep chasing and then bring him down, conceding a FK in a far more dangerous position.

Considering that these counter attacks are far more likely to occur against weaker teams or at home when we’redominating, Flamini seems the more astute pick. The second consideration is that Arteta will allow us to build attacks better through his superior passing ability. While it is glaringly obvious that Arteta is superior in this aspect, Flamini is aware of his limitations, he plays it off to a teammate instead of trying to play an incisive pass.

Additionally, he is far more content to sit back and thus allow the others to play with greater freedom. At a time when Aaron Ramsey is in the form of his life, and Mesut Özil just wanders around standing is space higher up the pitch, Flamini’s defensive minded approach has proved hugely beneficial to Arsenal. On the other hand, in away games when we’re playing on the counter to a larger extent, Arteta’s greater passing range would be better suited, allowing us to transition better and break with greater speed.

In games such as this where the need for him to sit is much more clear cut, he is unlikely to be caught out higher up the pitch. His tackling and intercepting ability is, to my mind, on a par, if not better than Flamini in these situations.

In truth, I have a little bias towards Flamini. I really think he’s a fantastic player and suits us down to the ground, I wouldn’t be against the notion of making him the first choice in that position. His leadership on the pitch when we are without the ball is refreshing and decisive.

Arteta has been vital to Arsenal for the last couple of years; that is not up for debate. I would never suggest casting him out. He can clearly offer a lot, and the thing which is often over looked in these debates is that any team that seriously wants to challenge must rotate.However, if you really pushed me to give an answer in absolute terms to “Arteta or Flamini?”, I would have to side with Flamini.

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017 – The Arsenal History Special (16th October 2013)

As it is an Arsenal history special tonight, G.C is in the still damp hot seat (@shewore) as Lord Gimli is in Columbia powdering his nose, so G.C is tonight joined by :

Andy Kelly (@Gooner_AK). Live from somewhere where the smell of old books if probably more than any normal man can cope with.
From : Andy’s Arsenal Resource Website

Mark Andrews (@RoyalArsenalMRA). Sitting in the uncomfortable chair as the other chair was way to squeaky.

Danny (@The_GFP). Even with my achy neck, back, shoulder, elbo & knees i still manage to struggle on, i am indeed a hero.
From : The Highbury Inn

Tonight is all about Arsenal F.C (And Dial Square & Royal Arsenal & Woolwich Arsenal). We have over the last few months been asking for historical questions via the power of twitter and tonight we try to answer them.

Links to the books & music we mentioned in tonight’s podcast :

Woolwich Arsenal FC: 1893-1915 The Club That Changed Football

The Crowd At Woolwich Arsenal

The Plumstead and Woolwich Trip

Jiff Bayliss and his talk at the Islington Museum

Islington Museum (@IslingtonMuseum)

The Riders of the Night – The Original Gooner

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